“Skip the shower. I need you now.” Okay girl but just so you know I’m gonna shit on you.
o/ <- person waving
o7 <- person saluting
ol <- person raising hand
o1 <- person scratching head
\o> <- person stretching
\o/ <- woohoo!
<o> <- EXTREME STRESS, LIKE “OH FUCK OH SHIT” STRESS
orz <- the person is on their hands and knees, on the floor, god what happened to them
OTL <- same, but we are now closer to them (mb softly pat their back or something)
or2 <- the person is still on their hands and knees but they’ve got a fat ass now
Item: mirror in which Tumblr and DeviantArt admins trapped a bunch of Onceler knockoff OCs back in 2013-15–but the seal is starting to fade, and they don’t like being forgotten. Don’t worry…how bad can it be?
I’m just doing what comes naturally
quora please stop emailing me
Do you think that kid who wrote the tiger poem is old enough yet to be wilded out by how many of us loved it
Tiny innocent kitty achieves perfect contact with god for exactly six seconds; four mile wide crater seared into earth by resulting blast of energy
From The New Anecdota Americana, 1944
diversity win! this farmer is poly
a mean wife who hates you >>>
